My Madeline.. the Hypochondriac

We started back to school on Monday..

So far this week my daughter has complained -

"My hip hurts!... Both of them do..."

"My tongue hurts.. there is a bump on it"

"My throat hurts!"

"My head hurts here.. and here..."

"My tummy hurts"

If this is how K goes.. I will be so doomed once she hits the teen years...